Listen.
I'm having a contest.
And it's rad. So enter.
Anyway. I'm having a fake mustache contest. Whoever has the best fake mustache wins. You can use anything you want. Eyeliner, sharpie, crack, whatever. Just as long as it's a fake mustache.
Any real mustaches will be disqualified.
So don't be a pansy.
Draw a mustache.
Rules:
Don't be a douche.
(good luck)